Think you got a target on your back? Fight back with Uggo Buggo’s Target Practice Magnetic Board. Fashioned in a classic shooting gallery target and equipped with magnetic darts which you can let fly to hone your sharp-shooting prowess. And when your boss is in the vicinity, lo and behold, the Target Practice Magnetic Board turns into an unsuspecting bulletin board for messages and notes. Sits on your desktop or hooks onto your cubicle wall.
Board Size: 445mm H x 240mm W
Iron Monkey Fist! Eight-Diagram Pole Technique! White Hair Bride Kungfu! Discover the deadly ancient arts of the Shaolin Temple with these manuscripts. Laboriously compiled and gloriously depicted in a secret Chinese invisible ink, these will just be blank pages in your mortal enemy’s (and probably your) hands. Only a 100-night meditation in a vat of boiling oil will reveal the temple’s secrets. And if that doesn’t work you’d still have a pretty cool notepad.
Size: 215mm H x 145mm W | Pages: 130
Bruise less than Bruce Lee with the Rubberchucks Safety Nunchaku. Just think, are you really gonna start your kungfu apprenticeship with heavy wooden chucks? Your martial arts journey will surely be swift and short-lived. But not so with these safety chucks in your hands. Made of durable foam and connected with a stainless steel chain, you can lessen the risk of self-inflicted blunt force trauma and still attain awesomeness. Comes in black with deadly red tips.
Length: 300mm – 200mm – 300mm | Diameter: 30mm
When legendary swordsmaker Hatorri Hanzo was confronted with some bad-ass weather – the kind that happens a lot during the Sengoku era – what did you think he did? Why, he tempered a Katana umbrella, of course. Or so we’re told. This 40″ of sturdy umbrella-awesomeness sports a katana hilt and is complete with a nylon “scabbard” with adjustable shoulder strap. Sling it across your back and you’re ready for battle, with the elements. Preserve your honor by owning this now.
Length: 40 inches
Move over Jackie! Mr Miyagi’s Training Chopsticks is the just the article you need to get into shape for some fly-catching chopstick-fu. Whether you’re an apprentice karateka or if your battles are confined merely to the Chinese take-out down the street, these nifty little guys will start you on your journey of mastering the ancient art of eating with chopsticks. Made from sturdy food-grade melamine and silicone, these chopsticks are valuable in assorted colours.
Full Length: 225mm