Novelties

S&M Handcuff Keyrings

Whether you had an actual wild weekend or the wild imagination of one, Uggo Buggo’s S&M Handcuff Keyrings serve as the ultimate commemorative paraphernalia for you and the object of your affection – preferably of the human variety. Handsomely crafted with a slick chrome finish, this pair of His & Hers keychains holds your keys as well as the attention of your loved one. Sold in pairs, but you can always get an extra pair for Mom and Dad, if that’s their thing.

His – 30mm Diameter; Hers – 20mm Diameter


Target Practice Magnetic Board

Think you got a target on your back? Fight back with Uggo Buggo’s Target Practice Magnetic Board. Fashioned in a classic shooting gallery target and equipped with magnetic darts which you can let fly to hone your sharp-shooting prowess. And when your boss is in the vicinity, lo and behold, the Target Practice Magnetic Board turns into an unsuspecting bulletin board for messages and notes. Sits on your desktop or hooks onto your cubicle wall.

Board Size: 445mm H x 240mm W


Swan Micro Harmonica

About the size of a Quarter, Uggo Buggo’s Swan Micro Harmonica is the real deal. Manufactured by the good folks at Swan, this little fella is a pitch-perfect 8-hole Chromatic Harmonica. It’s just the thing to have when the Blues comes a-callin’, and you can wrangle it by the horn (or in this case, harmonica)! Impress your friends when you do a mean ol’ Stevie Wonder with this little wonder. Comes with a thin silver chain and available in Jet Black and Ruby Red.

Size: 35mm L x 13mm W x 10mm D


Big Bell Alarm Clock

For whomever the bells toll, you’ll certainly hear it with the Big Bell Alarm Clock. This pint-sized alarm clock is equipped with a single humongous alarm bell, ideal for deep sleepers or folks who need to awaken from a century-long cryogenic suspension. Running on two AA batteries and featuring an analog display with huge digits to match, the Big Bell Alarm Clock comes in a matt Black or White enamel finish. No gray area here!

Size: 135mm H x 80mm W x 50mm D


Clapperboard Digital Clock

Ever saw yourself in showbusiness? Now you can take the shortcut there with Uggo Buggo’s Clapperboard Digital Clock. Styled like a bona-fide clapperboard, the kind they use in Tarantino and all six Star Wars movies, this little number comes with real clapper action. Clap it to display the time. Clap it to hit the snooze. Or just clap it for the heck of it. It’s the ideal timepiece for filmmakers and fanboys alike. Comes with power cord.

Size: 225mm H x 235mm W x 45mm D


Ancient Shaolin Manual Notepad

Iron Monkey Fist! Eight-Diagram Pole Technique! White Hair Bride Kungfu! Discover the deadly ancient arts of the Shaolin Temple with these manuscripts. Laboriously compiled and gloriously depicted in a secret Chinese invisible ink, these will just be blank pages in your mortal enemy’s (and probably your) hands. Only a 100-night meditation in a vat of boiling oil will reveal the temple’s secrets. And if that doesn’t work you’d still have a pretty cool notepad.

Size: 215mm H x 145mm W | Pages: 130


Rubberchucks Safety Nunchaku

Bruise less than Bruce Lee with the Rubberchucks Safety Nunchaku. Just think, are you really gonna start your kungfu apprenticeship with heavy wooden chucks? Your martial arts journey will surely be swift and short-lived. But not so with these safety chucks in your hands. Made of durable foam and connected with a stainless steel chain, you can lessen the risk of self-inflicted blunt force trauma and still attain awesomeness. Comes in black with deadly red tips.

Length: 300mm – 200mm – 300mm | Diameter: 30mm


Goodfella Money Clip

“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster”. Well now you can, Henry Hill, with the right kind of accessory. With the ultra cool Uggo Buggo money clip, even if you’re not quite the gangster you always thought you’d be, you can still flash your greenbacks in style like any self-respecting goodfella. Lightweight, handsomely crafted and emblazoned with lazer-engraved logo, the Goodfella Money Clip comes in two distinct syles; Straight or Slanted.

Size: 25mm H x 55mm W x 8mm D


Hatorri Hanzo Katana Umbrella

When legendary swordsmaker Hatorri Hanzo was confronted with some bad-ass weather – the kind that happens a lot during the Sengoku era – what did you think he did? Why, he tempered a Katana umbrella, of course. Or so we’re told. This 40″ of sturdy umbrella-awesomeness sports a katana hilt and is complete with a nylon “scabbard” with adjustable shoulder strap. Sling it across your back and you’re ready for battle, with the elements. Preserve your honor by owning this now.

Length: 40 inches


Mr Miyagi’s Training Chopsticks

Move over Jackie! Mr Miyagi’s Training Chopsticks is the just the article you need to get into shape for some fly-catching chopstick-fu. Whether you’re an apprentice karateka or if your battles are confined merely to the Chinese take-out down the street, these nifty little guys will start you on your journey of mastering the ancient art of eating with chopsticks. Made from sturdy food-grade melamine and silicone, these chopsticks are valuable in assorted colours.

Full Length: 225mm